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Tell your friends! Send this to the dude in your life that you still have to send a literal SMS Text (or Signal Message, if they know what's up) to every time you wanna do something because they don't use social media, or they use a dumb phone (me, it's me, I'm the dude). Then maybe they'll start phoning you from their landline to tell YOU about events you didn't know about! (Don't be afraid to set boundaries. It's 2026 a text message before a phone call is not too much to ask)

Buy me a coffee :) well, beverage... caffeine makes my brain vibrate. I'm only one former tech bro turned Luddite who quit her job after the CEO went on CNN to hype up the cult of AI and engineering turned into chatting with a chatbot. I'm doing this because nobody else did it for me and I have mad FOMO. My assistant is a blind, senile Chihuahua who can never get my drink order right.

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